soup wasted

When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into her homemade soup without telling you and pass out during a family dinner!

Look at Shanda over there, she passed out in her bowl! She must be soup wasted!

by Papford September 24, 2021

primordial soup

A word used to describe a woman's genitals when they've had sex with over 50+ people. Refers to the hot conditions & the ingredients necessary to form new STDs

Primordial soup, also known as prebiotic soup, is the hypothetical set of conditions present on the Earth around 3.7 to 4.0 billion years ago. It is an aspect of the heterotrophic theory, concerning the origin of life, first proposed by Alexander Oparin in 1924, and J. B. S. Haldane in 1929. (Wikipedia) The theory suggests that the primordial soup gave birth to the first microscopic organisms. (or in this case, new breeds of STDs)

"Bro Alisha has like 500 bodies"
"Her cooch must be a primordial soup"

by bamcats December 5, 2024

Bitter, bitter, soup for dinner

A colloquial expression indicating someone's disposition is particularly bitter, likening it to the taste of a hearty bowl of stew, which serves as a metaphorical comparison to emphasize the intensity of their bitterness.

"Whenever Sarah starts complaining about her job, her friends jokingly remind her, 'Bitter, bitter, soup for dinner,' to gently poke fun at her sour mood."

by commonphrasedefiner1 April 6, 2024

Dingus soup

When you pull a long slimy hair from under your ballsack and/or vagina and drop it on the bathtub floor when taking your post sex shower.

Let me finish you off with a blowie, that way later we can enjoy some nice tasty dingus soup!

by TanJan69 February 14, 2017

Amish soup

What you get to eat after an Amish guy finishes in your wife

Babe what’s for dinner? “Amish soup”

by Smc386 January 26, 2022

Soup

A Hot Wheels super treasure hunt car. Different from "normal" Hot Wheels cars, a soup normally wears a special paint job and rubber tires on rims. Limited and hard to find, you can be sure to pay a left nut for the most desirable examples.

I cracked open 6 fresh cases of cars today at the local Wal-Mart and didn't find a single soup.

by Yurgens June 4, 2019

soup of side

either you wanna die or you want soup

i swear on my mama im gonna commit soup of side

by poohandler5613 October 28, 2023