Max T

A large slim teenage boy who slaps people for not being g.

Max T proceeds to slap somebody because they weren’t g and yells the phrase “go home”

by MrPoopyButhole42069 September 21, 2021

Max and maddie

Max and Maddie sleeps together while they kiss

stranger:omg max and maddie!

by No body gives a shit September 28, 2021

jump maxing

To be gay but eat pussy

Person 1: Yo i just ate some pussy
Person 2: aren’t you gay
Person 1: yeah I was jump maxing

by Googol blipblip February 03, 2024

fit maxing

The act of wearing your freshest outfit and dopest accessories simply to portray that you get bitches and/or have clout.

Josh: hey did you see Chad over there?
Andrew: yeah, he’s totally fit maxing for this party tonight!
Josh: I know and he’s still going to leave with no bitches

by AsteezyB February 23, 2025

Max Todd

100% guarantee to have a massive forehead and a receding hairline at the age of 12, he is quite smart but has 0 chat and only shoots 2's. All his ex's are Indian and he loves a bit of spice. He acts like he's the bollocks but is a big pussy, he needs to grow up, tell him to stop chatting to munters.

dave 'you seen that max todd guy'
john 'yeah hes a right munter hunter'
dave 'no hairline merchant'

by geeza1291 January 12, 2023

max albert

A very small person that has very small hands, dick and anus. You can spot a max Albert by there grumpy attitude, shity music tastes, slightly curly hair, and runy poop.

He is a max Albert. I can tell by his shity music taste.

by Richard the first half of the April 10, 2016

chapstick maxing

Using chapstick on your penis to help with the fluidity of jelqing

I was chapstick maxing when I rubbed my penis with chapstick

by Nathaniel D February 05, 2024