Jam Jacket

Great code word for Sanitary towel or hilarious offensive name calling

" Hey Jerry, grab me some jam jackets from the drug store"
OR
"Come here you jam jacket"

by badbearbeanbag February 2, 2015

bag jam

The condition of getting your balls jammed between your legs as you walk or run as a result of shaving your scrotum

I shaved my balls for my date tonight but I'm getting a lot of bag jam

by waynestayne September 4, 2016

Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

jam

Derogatory term used to describe any person in a position of judicial authority, esp. members of law enforcement

Sarah: "Hey, what took you so long?"

Bill:"Sorry, the jams pulled me over for speeding on the way over."

by Yechno April 7, 2011

Sloppy Jam

To preform an act of sex on a woman during her period, blow your load inside her and smear the "Jam Mixture" over your partners stomach.

I finished inside her and she Sloppy Jammed me.

by Trixtar January 7, 2022

Vegan Jam

When you turn 23 and your bones start to creak.

Shoot, I am now 23, and am experiencing vegan jam.

by sliimriicky June 1, 2022

THE Jam Sandwhich

The Jam Sandwhich is something you'll never forget,
a sexual secret lost in time, everyone knows but they don't at the same time
ask a girl and she'll uncover this mystery

John; *whispering* babe, gimme the jam sandwhich
Barbra; oh you dirty boy, come here ;)

by Grace Walker August 30, 2019