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Jack is the most perfect person. They have blue eyes that look like a clear ocean, and a smile that can light a whole room. Their jokes and pickup lines know no bounds, and put a comedian to shame. Their incredible height is as big as their personality. They insist that chivalry isn't dead and rush to open doors or pay for that special someone. Anytime you have a bad day you can talk to Jack. They are a shoulder to cry on and cry with. They hate to talk about themself but always want to hear about your day. They are very passionate but don't show it. They have a plethora of intelligence but claim it doesn't exist. Jack is the best person to have a movie night with. They love to cuddle and will curl up into your arms. They're always cold and will use you as their own personal space heater. They are always wearing hoodies and will trade their hoodies for their partner's. They have a wonderful fashion taste and can look good in any clothes, male or female. They spend all their time trying to please others; once they find that person who cares for them as much as they care for others they hold onto them. Jack is a caring person who gives their all to their friends and partners. They act nice to everyone until they aren't worthy of their affection. They only open up to the people who have gained their trust. Even then they don't tell that person everything. Jack is a great friend and even better partner. They make anyone's day better and hold a special place in everyone's heart.
Jack is a great friend I can't believe I've only talked to him this year.
Jack by shortbi June 3, 2020
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Jackson is a cute, funny, and athletic person. It is hard not to like Jackson. Jackson is a loyal friend and is always there to cheer you up.
We all need Jackson in life.
Jackson by Soccer Doge June 5, 2016

jack hammond 

The act of anal sex so hard that the arsehole folds out and splits open.
Man, I Jack Hammond her!
jack hammond by Josh Cassar November 15, 2007

jack and balls 

When a bartender inserts one or both of his testicles into a jack and coke...to produce a slightly salty taste.
Hey Bartender A round of Jack and Balls for the table please.
jack and balls by Rickhaha March 31, 2008

Jack off queen 

A woman who is so hot that ever time you see her it makes you want to go and jack off.
Ever time I see Kathy I keep thinking about how good it would be to fuck her till I get home and can jack off. And that is an example of a jack off queen.
Jack off queen by Deep blue 2012 February 1, 2010

Jack Brown 

When you go down on a girl and she shits or farts on your face
"Hey man heard you gave that girl a jack brown"
He is a shy, quiet guy but he it's kind-hearted. He is will be the sweetest guy you'll ever meet.
"Have you met that new kid?"

"Yea, he is such a Jackson."
Jackson by miss_yaaaaazzzzz January 26, 2015