f David

Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.

Hey Ms Lawyer… I can say I lied. Imma write a f David and say that.

by 3works4me August 12, 2024

F-sharp

a derogatory shortened phrase for a faggot.

Nick: Silk your a fuckin faggot.

Joe: Relax with the F-sharp

by certifiedF-sharp April 23, 2022

:F

Had sex in emoticon way. F*ck in short way.

Her ":F"
Him "Im on my way!"

by lunasmed June 07, 2018

Thomas f standard

A fortnite addicted who says he’s not on it then I check my bros account and he’s on fortnite with 1 kill and 91 left he’s nice sometimes and he likes to be cool so yea.

Thomas f standard is fortnite.

by Dhlann(7 January 14, 2019

Billy F.

A gay ginger midget that no one loves not even his parents

you:"oh god Billy F. is coming"
friend:" QUICK HIDE! HE MIGHT WANT TO BUM YOU!"

by your local autistic dude February 07, 2023

WHERE THE F*%K IS MY VAPE?

when vape not found, big sad.

"WHERE THE F*%K IS MY VAPE?"

by October 05, 2023

George W. F. H. Bush

The commando-in-chief. President of working from home in nothing but a shirt, gets dressed by invading the Dryrack. Went to Yale but says he's from Texas so his O&G coworkers will accept him.

Coworkers on the Teams call: "I think you're on mute, we can't hear you."
George W. F. H. Bush: "But I can hear you!"

by daltonjfk September 24, 2021