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Blue Waffle 

Blue Waffle bloo-wof-uh l : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.
"Muff diver meets Blue Waffle"
Blue Waffle by KaddyMac July 13, 2010

blue riband

A classic old skooler's biscuit usually consumed in around two or three bites depending on size of mouth and hunger status of consumer. Certainly a good accompaniament to a hot cup of tea whilst listening to Kenny G.

Pronounced rh-i-band NOT ryband.
"Hey, Tashee, when you have finished helping Barry and Victoire, do we have any Blue Ribands to go with meh hot cup of tea and meh Kenny G?"

blue riband by Rhudy January 12, 2006

blue bowels 

painful, prolonged constipation, without the sweet release of a bowel movement.
"Ugh, I haven't shat in two days. Too much pizza always gives me blue bowels."
blue bowels by shmuckaroo banzai December 20, 2008

Blue Collar Runner 

A person who runs, typically wearing a fancy blue shirt and a tie
Luke Wilson is really not a blue collar runner.
Blue Collar Runner by tommy dubs January 12, 2009

blue lightning 

A delicious if not nutritious concoction of Bacardi 151 or straight-up gain alcohol, prescription amphetamines such as Adderall or Ritalin, and a blue colored sports drink, preferably one which encourages the uptake of electrolytes, especially likely to knock one’s socks off
alcoholritalinadderallBacardi 151grain alcoholblue lightning
blue lightning by n0Really April 7, 2009

blue stars

a type of Ecstasy pill; blue stars are a certain MG
yER0 maynnn; wheRe daaa staRsss atttt?!

which oness ?

daa blue stars niiiiiggehhh ;

gottchuuu!