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Brandon Howard

Former CEO of parchmentpaper.com
Brandon Howard: "Must be tough living life on easy mode"
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Brandon

Definition is a person who finds a female that has someone their shit together then comes along and acts like it’s his takes it over and throws you away like trash also hides the fact that he is nothing but a psychotic mental case at least six personalities Hiding
Brandon is a dodo bird you get it
by Trailer park trash June 9, 2024
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Brandon

He is a weirdo at all times and he is obese af!!!! every person addresses him as the ugly brandon he is always ejaculating and disrespecting people and cant fight he got beat up by a fat person and hes changing schools for special people like him!!!
Girl: Brandon just posted on his story
bop: oh u mean ugly brandon😂😂
by Popthatdoor June 9, 2024
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BrandonEmmanuel

Brandons parents left him for Ierland. His dog might have ran away.
Random stupid kid: I might just run away
BrandonEmanuel's Enemy: Nah bro don't pull a Grover, be a Milo (grover is BrandonEmmanuel's lost dog, Milo is his new one)
by Josh.is.crazy December 13, 2024
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BrandonEmmanuel

Brandons parents left him for Ireland. His dog might have ran away.
Random stupid kid: I might just run away
BrandonEmanuel's Enemy: Nah bro don't pull a Grover, be a Milo (grover is BrandonEmmanuel's lost dog, Milo is his new one)
by Josh.is.crazy December 13, 2024
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brandon

hey look its the cumeater brandon
by ldidisowoedodi December 17, 2024
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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