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Fart snot

When you’re trying to hold a fart in, but it accidentally seeps out. When your bum hole gets hot and not knowing if its from sweat or trump heat- you finger it. Upon smelling your finger, and the end of your nose is covered in liquid cack: this is fart snot
Example: “oh shit Susan; I just farted and it felt wet”. *checks bumhole and smells*

Mucusy poo all over top lip - “oh Susan that’s definitely fart snot!”
by Greenlly February 12, 2021
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'Farting with confidence'

Expression. Refers to the moment in time when someone has 'turned a corner' in their recovery from having 'loose motions' or diarrhea. No longer do they have fear of #sharting (soiling pants from farting) and are now able to 'fart...with confidence'.
Q. Are you still sick with diarrhea?

A. Nope. I'm back, 'farting with confidence'!
by psdmccartney March 13, 2019
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identifying fart

A fart with a distinctive odor to allow its smellers to identify the person who produced it based on its familiarity and association with the producer's former proven farting incidents.
Dude, did that pungent odor waft from you?

Nah, man. It was definitely Freddy. I can tell by his identifying fart. Man, you should see a doctor about that fowl stench.
by gndhs November 16, 2011
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Rodeo Fart

Any fart that lasts a full 8 seconds or longer.
John: "Damn Terry, that fart went a full 8 seconds!"
Dave: "That's a rodeo fart!"
by TheAlmightyYak June 6, 2016
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The Perfect Fart

When two farts that would otherwise be odorless combine and achieve the aroma of a dumpster filled with shit, wrapped in placenta.
Neither Donald nor Ben noticed the smell of their own or each other's toots; but, sitting betwixt them, their fart fronts collided and Walker experienced the perfect fart.
by NoodleyAppendage June 30, 2011
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Bunny Fart

Reduced powder/power ammunitions which minimizes recoil during competitive shooting. The rounds are calculated to have just enough powder to fire bullet without causing a malfunction. shooting pistol competition
Those bunny fart rounds hardly have any recoil.
by Rollin_Diesel January 24, 2019
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Concert Fart

A fart that is so potent, it will bring one to tears, burn nostrils, and cause heaviness in breathing. This particular type of fart only occurs at a local or relatively large venue while a person is enjoying their favorite musical act(s).
"Hey Joe, why do I suddenly smell Taco Bell combined with a hint of Heineken and fried okra?" "Don't worry Billy, that was just a concert fart."
by GeRm85 August 9, 2014
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