Happy Nude Year

1) The worse way to say "happy new year" in all slangdom.

2) A way to say happy new year which suggests that one has a sex problem.

3) A way to suggest that you are smart because you thought of saying "happy nude year" instead and one that hints, in unexpected ways, that you are a porn addict with a serious interpersonal dilemna.

I said "happy nude year" and people stopped and wondered exactly what I was trying to say.

by Legatus 1T-TA1 January 6, 2008

seven-year bitch

Woman your husband/boyfriend dates after seven years of being together.

See seven year itch.

"I just happened to be downtown for lunch when I saw my husband with that seven-year bitch."

by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004

yeast boogers

when your vagina creates an excessive amount of yeast due to lack of wiping. These excessive amounts begin to clump in or around the vaginal hole.

man! when i banged katie last night i got all these yeast boogers on my boner.

by audrey hepburn numer 57598 July 4, 2009

New Year's Heave

Drinking entirely to much alcohol before midnight on New Year's Eve leaving you hugging the toilet while the ball drops.

Josh: Hey Evan, have you seen Jake lately? It's three minutes until midnight and he's gonna miss the ball drop.

Evan: He's been in the bathroom for the last two hours, probably having his New Year's Heave.

by I am tricky December 29, 2009

Average height of a 13 year old girl

The average height of a 13 year old girl is in fact 5’6

Claire:im above average

Daniel:The Average height of a 13 year old girl is 5’6
Claire:im 5’4

Daniel:below average haha

by afromandan March 14, 2022

loser year 12

extremo cool dude. in year 12. loser. spends majority of time in kitchen with a year 13. also called lilly by fellow cool dudes.or rodney.

"im a loser year 12. stay out of my kitchen.i live in berko.it rocks.i have a new phone"

by sandra marij agev December 28, 2005

story of the year

The best emo band ever! Stop denying it, they are emo but they rule!
they arent that new either.

me: hey man did you listen to Page Avenue by Story of the Year?
Jake: dude thats the best album ever
me: sweet glad you liked it now listen to In the Wake of Determination!!

by RKN January 5, 2009