Joe : dude you smell like shit
Jack: I got a shower yesterday
Joe : Nah dude, must’ve been like 8 weeks
Jack: I got a shower yesterday
Joe : Nah dude, must’ve been like 8 weeks
by OneBleach:Shippuden July 26, 2021
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Weekend Warrior
• weekend
• weekender
• week
• Weekly World News
• Weeksy
• weekev
• Weekend at bernies
• weekly
• Week-a-versary
1) we’re gonna live it up time for a Vampire Weekend
2) I wanna get totally fucked up lets pull a Vampire Weekend
2) I wanna get totally fucked up lets pull a Vampire Weekend
by riotgrrl1923 July 31, 2021
Get the Vampire Weekend mug.Tuesday and Wednesday is considered the weekend for many people who work in Las Vegas, as they typically work through the actual weekend serving out-of-towners.
Guy 1: bro why did you send me Snapchats of you chugging liquor at 2am on a Tuesday?
Guy 2: because it's my Vegas Weekend! I'm off today and Tomorrow!
Guy 2: because it's my Vegas Weekend! I'm off today and Tomorrow!
by jaybirdlaw September 21, 2021
Get the Vegas weekend mug.Sally: “Hey you’ve been up for weeks on that tweak!? Why?!
Joe: “ Actually, it’s been TWO weeks!
Sally: “OMG!! So you’re a Two-Weeker Tweaker!!!!
Joe: “ Actually, it’s been TWO weeks!
Sally: “OMG!! So you’re a Two-Weeker Tweaker!!!!
by Bribriblt2323 April 14, 2022
Get the Two-Weeker mug.Working as a waiter/waitress (or also commonly referred to as server) allows you to maximize your potential earnings on the traditional weekend (Saturday and Sunday) due to a massive increase in restaurant customers; this is because most people, adults and kids alike, are off from school/work on these days.
Thus it is common practice for a server to work on the days mentioned above.
This results in the common server to get their two days off on days like; Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, or perhaps even taking working Saturday but not Sunday or Monday, really any consecutive pair of the other 5 days (work-days) in the week.
These two days may be referred to as a “waiter weekend” by a restaurant server (or perhaps any restaurant employee).
Author Note:
~I’ve worked in a quite a few restaurants in my years, some arcade restaurant place, On The Border, Longhorn Steakhouse, and currently Olive Garden (these are the ones I worked at the longest), I’ve heard this used on maybe 8-9 occasions, so it’s not too common, but I like the phrase.
Thus it is common practice for a server to work on the days mentioned above.
This results in the common server to get their two days off on days like; Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, or perhaps even taking working Saturday but not Sunday or Monday, really any consecutive pair of the other 5 days (work-days) in the week.
These two days may be referred to as a “waiter weekend” by a restaurant server (or perhaps any restaurant employee).
Author Note:
~I’ve worked in a quite a few restaurants in my years, some arcade restaurant place, On The Border, Longhorn Steakhouse, and currently Olive Garden (these are the ones I worked at the longest), I’ve heard this used on maybe 8-9 occasions, so it’s not too common, but I like the phrase.
𝐓𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟎𝐏𝐌
𝙾𝙽 𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻
Server 1:
“Hello?”
Server 2:
“What’s up?“
Server 1:
“You coming in to work later?”
Server 2:
“Nah man I’m off today, I’m actually off tomorrow too; it’s my Waiter Weekend.
𝙾𝙽 𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻
Server 1:
“Hello?”
Server 2:
“What’s up?“
Server 1:
“You coming in to work later?”
Server 2:
“Nah man I’m off today, I’m actually off tomorrow too; it’s my Waiter Weekend.
by a sentient tortoise. April 19, 2022
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(aka "twooooo weeeeksss") meaning: extremely ugly & typically used to describe a very obese woman or an average weight female whose face is beyond fugly.
Two Weeks is particularly useful when you want to alert your buddy about a chick that's not hot yet is within earshot.
(aka "twooooo weeeeksss") meaning: extremely ugly & typically used to describe a very obese woman or an average weight female whose face is beyond fugly.
Two Weeks is particularly useful when you want to alert your buddy about a chick that's not hot yet is within earshot.
Dude #1: Twooooo weeeeeksss! (while saying this, he discreetly points his thumb in her direction)
Dude #2: Yep, that chick is too heavy and I agree is definitely Two Weeks
Dude #2: Yep, that chick is too heavy and I agree is definitely Two Weeks
by Mr Bob Lavender July 10, 2022
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