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Use the Googlez

Another way of saying, "To watch pornography." Originated from Dirty Potter, in Fuckbeak & Friends, Ch.1: Fuckbeak, the Hippogryph, and the Extremely Arousing, Fucking Huge, Diarrhea Bathtime.
"Then, as he made his way back from the toilet, he went to use the internet to watch sick shit and jerk off. He found it a lot harder, because, at his house, the internet is made of wood. Fuckbeak tried to use the googlez to find himself big bearded gay jewish burly sailor pajama party pornography, but failed miserably."
Person 1: So, what are you gonna do?

Person 2: I dunno, I guess I'll just use the googlez.
by ElectricGuitarGuy March 11, 2012
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Ussie

A self inflicted group photo; When the participant of a group photo also acts as the picture taker. The number of participants in an "ussie" is not limited, but typically does not exceed 3 due to the close nature of the photo. Though not always, the background in an "Ussie" is often the focal point and subject matter of the picture...
"Yo, bro. Get Chad over here. I wanna take an ussie with this dope DJ in the background"...
by JayCub April 28, 2013
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I Heard You Using the Microwave

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.
Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'
by #THE_QUEEN November 17, 2016
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usama

Usama-(V): A basic pimp. A person who gets alot of girls.
- Loaded with cash
- Good at sports like basketball and lacrosse
- Friendly pimps with alot of friends
- Gangster person who rocks with the best clothes
Omg look at usama and his new girl.
by JizzyB01 November 4, 2007
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usha

a very very attractive woman
Oh, wow, look at Usha!
by jahjah September 7, 2008
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USAirways

To screw company employees by cutting pay to poverty levels and blaming employees for incompetent management.
We got USAirways'ed today. Some kneejerk bankruptcy judge cut our pay 21%.
by Bruce Lakefield March 6, 2005
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A recurring douchebag catchphrase used to summarize one's contempt for mainstream music, often in a narrow-sighted, nitpicking sort of manner. Instead of making an effort to find better songs and sticking with them, those of the douchebag kind usually throw all music into a slop bucket of discontent, grouping together genres and artists that could actually be liked by them if given a chance.
Tony: There are a few artists nowadays I don’t like.

Brad: Yeah, all music sucks now. Remember when music used to be good?
by PizzaGoblin August 7, 2017
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