A turd which is not noticed when encountered, but presents evidence of its existence at a later time.
P1> Damn, What the hell is that stink?
P2> I think it's my backpack. I must have set it down on a sleeping turd when we were at the park.
P2> I think it's my backpack. I must have set it down on a sleeping turd when we were at the park.
by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003
Get the sleeping turdmug. My family members are mostly a bunch of rednecks & white trash. We've even won the admiration of our friends & enemies by winning the recent trailer turd contest. The judges scored our trailer over two blocks from where it rests because the aroma was more than sufficient from that point.
by Dr_Jeff_PhD October 9, 2012
Get the Trailer Turdmug. n. A person who spoils a pleasant social situation.
This metaphor is powered by a particularly vivid contrast: the inviting sensory appeal of a festive beverage juxtaposed with the revolting suggestion of feculent contagion. Therefore, labeling someone a turd in the punch bowl is most appropriate when the individual's deleterious influence goes beyond mere faux pas or nuisance behaviors, and rises to the level of deliberate offense for its own sake. Consider that the literal act of depositing or excreting fecal matter into a communal food-service container would be sabotage.
The punch bowl and the feces connote certain additional nuances. The former is a symbol of public community, as such dispensers are frequently encountered at parties where they become a focal point for interaction. Freud famously identified feces with aggression and the possessive instinct. Thus a turd in the punch bowl suggests rage toward, and / or the urge to conquer, a community or society as a whole. Defecating into a punch bowl is a very public act, in contrast with poisoning the well or laying an upper decker, which are generally surreptitious. In particular then, to be a turd in the punch bowl is to be a willful and attention-seeking obstructor to the success of a social community.
This metaphor is powered by a particularly vivid contrast: the inviting sensory appeal of a festive beverage juxtaposed with the revolting suggestion of feculent contagion. Therefore, labeling someone a turd in the punch bowl is most appropriate when the individual's deleterious influence goes beyond mere faux pas or nuisance behaviors, and rises to the level of deliberate offense for its own sake. Consider that the literal act of depositing or excreting fecal matter into a communal food-service container would be sabotage.
The punch bowl and the feces connote certain additional nuances. The former is a symbol of public community, as such dispensers are frequently encountered at parties where they become a focal point for interaction. Freud famously identified feces with aggression and the possessive instinct. Thus a turd in the punch bowl suggests rage toward, and / or the urge to conquer, a community or society as a whole. Defecating into a punch bowl is a very public act, in contrast with poisoning the well or laying an upper decker, which are generally surreptitious. In particular then, to be a turd in the punch bowl is to be a willful and attention-seeking obstructor to the success of a social community.
The turd in the punch bowl was Brian, who had to go rat out our awesome senior prank idea to the principal.
by Carl Willis March 2, 2011
Get the turd in the punch bowlmug. When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.
Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 2, 2018
Get the ghosting that dog turdmug. A very small type of Thai chile pepper with an appearance similar to rat droppings; extremely fiery hot!
by pentozali December 28, 2005
Get the rat turdmug. When a lady is putting one or more fingers up their lovers rectum. Deep swirling , fingers curling and circular motions will help to get the best effects for this.
Once the rectum becomes sore, remove finger/fingers to examine and sniff the nail turd.
Extra points to eat the prize.
Once the rectum becomes sore, remove finger/fingers to examine and sniff the nail turd.
Extra points to eat the prize.
by smackypap February 4, 2007
Get the nail turdmug. Shrimp scampi that is made with turds instead of shrimp, usually hardened and old, so it doesn't fall apart.
Comes with your choice of seasonings and served with a side of scoof.
Comes with your choice of seasonings and served with a side of scoof.
by Jimbo Baggins July 16, 2008
Get the turd scampimug.