Piss Taco

when someone literally pisses in your taco

Guy 1: “yo bro this taco tastes weird”

Guy 2: “oh yea, it’s moms famous piss taco”

by ephin_horse June 1, 2020

instant piss

Powdered piss.

I brought a bag of instant piss to school

by THE REAL MAYO MAN August 5, 2021

halfpint piss

when you enter a bathroom to find that the adult sized urinal is being used by a child, who is in turn forcing you to use a the child sized urinal, which would fit the little bastard much better than it fits you.

There was a fucking kid in there who forced me to take a Halfpint piss

by SuperGuruStyle June 29, 2010

Piss Clinker

1. A person who drinks pee out of beer jugs

He's drinking jugs of pee, what a piss clinker.

by wphifor February 13, 2021

velocity piss

when your piss goes to high

joe: dude today i had a velocity piss kim: i dont give a fuck

by krisbek17 October 23, 2020

mud piss

When you're mid-piss and you start to crown a shit

Sorry I took so long, I was having a mud piss

by KW_Reggie June 27, 2019

Farty-piss

Used when describing something, in relative agreeance of the subject, without having any clue what the heck you, or they are talking about.

"I want one of those tables made with all those beercaps."
"You mean an old Farty-piss table?"
"Yeah, an old Farty-Piss table dude!"

by Tronnn February 4, 2010