SuperGuruStyle's definitions
the act of using a fecal bomb as an excuse to leave your group of friends when you are only leaving to go masturbate.
Person 1: holy shit to a have to crap!
Person 2:nah, i see your boner, you are just trying to go crapsturbate.
Person 1: no i'm not
Person 2: yes you are
Person 1: this conversation is long
Person 2: yes is it, are you going to crapsturbate or not?
Person 1 leaves to masturbate.
Person 2:nah, i see your boner, you are just trying to go crapsturbate.
Person 1: no i'm not
Person 2: yes you are
Person 1: this conversation is long
Person 2: yes is it, are you going to crapsturbate or not?
Person 1 leaves to masturbate.
by SuperGurustyle June 29, 2010
Get the crapsturbatemug. when you enter a bathroom to find that the adult sized urinal is being used by a child, who is in turn forcing you to use a the child sized urinal, which would fit the little bastard much better than it fits you.
by SuperGuruStyle June 29, 2010
Get the halfpint pissmug. by SuperGurustyle June 29, 2010
Get the Fecal Bombmug.