adjective. Velvety, softness, warm and comforting, silky feeling, smooth to the touch. Like freshly coco buttered skin, or when something feels so soft that you could almost melt into it.
by Mastamind202 December 2, 2017
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2. An individual, usually male, having the qualities of a small, flaccid penis. Subject may work in the IT field.
2. An individual, usually male, having the qualities of a small, flaccid penis. Subject may work in the IT field.
Oooh girl, you're wasting your time with him, he's got a micro softee and there ain't no changin' it.
Hey micro softee, you punched in six hours ago, but I haven't seen you do shit today. Where's the cover sheet for my TPS report?
Hey micro softee, you punched in six hours ago, but I haven't seen you do shit today. Where's the cover sheet for my TPS report?
by DirtyThinker May 27, 2018
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Get the dick softener mug.When two penises are pressed together to form a clay like structure. Can be achieved either vertically or horizontally. Popular in the middle eastern country of Kuwait according to whisper.
by Friendlyjunkie May 10, 2018
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by Verts November 21, 2018
Get the Heartspark/Soft mug.(Verb) The unethical act of your Precinct's Captain or Lieutenant (in some cases Sergeant), assigning a shift to you with no prior notice or attempts to inform you.
The Soft Shift is typically accompanied by a firm, "come on (your name)... I know you saw it on your schedule... and now I don't have any other Officers to get it covered..."
by Salty_LEO_1984 July 25, 2019
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