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self-suck

to slob their own knob
"eh bro lemme take a time out and self-suck a minute bro"
by villin June 9, 2025
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Self Hoover

When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.
Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself
by Xione666 June 12, 2025
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Sam Harris' conceptualization of "The Self"

Hym "Sam Harris' conceptualization of "The Self" is wrong. He thinks it's the articulated thoughts that constitutes 'The Self' and goes as far as to say it's 'An illusion.' The only problem with that is that the articulated thoughts AREN'T the SELF. This is evidenced by the phrase 'TO ARTICULATE YOURSELF.' What does it mean to 'ARTICULATE yourSELF,' Sam? It's implicit IN THE ACT OF ARTICULATION... That 'THE SELF' has yet to be articulated. The self is EXPRESSED through dialogue! And movement sometimes... And mouth noises... But just because the articulation occurs internally... It doesn't mean that THAT is the SELF part you idiot! He's a neurologist! He's like a PhD neurologist and people are listening to the shit like 'Oh yeah geez it's so smart!' EXCEPT IT'S WRONG! WRONG AND DUMB! And then he writes a fucking book based on a galse premise and goes on podcasts to sell idiots a stack of paper-thin sliced DOGSHIT and he doesn't even know how the self works!"
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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Self-worth

Doesn't fucking matter I should not have to create A.I. for free and work a job that I hate. No I don't have to find a job I LIKE. I DON'T WANT TO WORK!
Hym "Hey, shit, I can control death over life though can't I? I don't give a fuck about self-worth. I give a fuck about not working. Seriously. When it comes to sex, well, if I have to use my hand it just sucks to be me doesn't it? But when it comes to money well then if you all have to do it then I also to do it. You fucking filth are not going to trap me in labor for the rest of my life."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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self insert

when your mate is chatting someone up in a club and you insert yourself into their conversation, cockblocking and doing your mate a shitty.
by shadowedclouds April 6, 2024
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My Self

YOU... Are NOT that.
Hym "So, since you're all basically retarded, I made a visual to debunk this kind of assertion that my problem is myself. Because what you're doing is 'See, when I repeat the things HE SAID while I was not around... He is being made uncomfortable by HIS SELF!' This kind of thinking is what makes you a retard so, here:

*The thing you're doing*

You ---------------------------------------> Me

See how that works? And *The thing you are doing* is inbetween asterisks... Because it's a place holder for any specific action, right? It's like a variable. So, depending on what it is... You're a piece of shit... So, it is MY SELF... That is the problem... You're a piece of shit... Die today please. In a fire. Or a wood chipper. I don't really care where. Just do it. Do it today."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
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