Magic Shrooms are shrooms that give you an outlook on life as you have never seen before. It causes you to have racing deep thoughts, appreciate your surroundings, express random emotions, and possibly see stuff caused by your imagination. They are generally found on cow shit but do research before you eat the shrooms as you may eat the wrong kind which could be deadly. Smoking Marijuana is a good way to enhance your shroom trip. It can last for many hours as you seem to learn answers to life most people wouldn't understand if never taken shrooms. They are not dangerous if responsible. Once you have done shrooms, you're outlook on life will be changed, in a good way.
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Get the magic school bus mug.1. The type of girl whose cock mileage is measured in the same units as interstellar distances.
2. Needs a smacking every once in a while like a semi-broken TV.
3. That girl that you can't tell whats dumber, the shit she says or the fucking god-awful voice that wont stop.
4. The Inuinnaqtun word for bad cook or chef.
5. The certain type of dirty whore that does not know they are a dirty whore.
6. The short form of Margaret.
2. Needs a smacking every once in a while like a semi-broken TV.
3. That girl that you can't tell whats dumber, the shit she says or the fucking god-awful voice that wont stop.
4. The Inuinnaqtun word for bad cook or chef.
5. The certain type of dirty whore that does not know they are a dirty whore.
6. The short form of Margaret.
1. 1,854 AU (Astronomical Unit(s)) of cock.
3.62 Light Years of cock.
0.182 pc (Parsec(s)) of cock.
2. Bob: "Hey, Mike wanna garb drinks tonight? Maggie's acting up again."
Mike: "For sure. Did u forget to give her medicinal bi-weekly smackings?"
Bob: "Oh shit good call bro."
Mike: "Bud, I told you when I gave her to you, she needs bi-weekly smacks to the face to function properly.
Bob: "I know man, its just... my hand still hurts from last time."
Mike: "It's alright bobby we've all gotten tired of smacking Maggie. But it must be done."
3. Maggie: "<says dumb shit>"
Bob: " Shut the fuck up please"
Maggie:"What? Why? this is something we really need to discuss"
Bob: " youre absolutely correct, lets talk by txt, i've got some errands i gotta run"
4. You never tell a Maggie "Kaagliqpunga." Inuit Tradition, you just don't.
5.Roger: "Bob check out that girl in red. Dare me to ask her out?"
Bob: "I've been there and i'm telling you, thats a Maggie, steer clear for youre own safety."
Roger: "What how do you know? she seems like a really nice person"
Bob: " Thats how they all are, its how they have to be in order to withhold their survivability through the denial of their whoredom on a day to day basis."
6. Potentially of Persian origin, derived from the Persian language marvârid (مروارید), a pearl or daughter of light.
3.62 Light Years of cock.
0.182 pc (Parsec(s)) of cock.
2. Bob: "Hey, Mike wanna garb drinks tonight? Maggie's acting up again."
Mike: "For sure. Did u forget to give her medicinal bi-weekly smackings?"
Bob: "Oh shit good call bro."
Mike: "Bud, I told you when I gave her to you, she needs bi-weekly smacks to the face to function properly.
Bob: "I know man, its just... my hand still hurts from last time."
Mike: "It's alright bobby we've all gotten tired of smacking Maggie. But it must be done."
3. Maggie: "<says dumb shit>"
Bob: " Shut the fuck up please"
Maggie:"What? Why? this is something we really need to discuss"
Bob: " youre absolutely correct, lets talk by txt, i've got some errands i gotta run"
4. You never tell a Maggie "Kaagliqpunga." Inuit Tradition, you just don't.
5.Roger: "Bob check out that girl in red. Dare me to ask her out?"
Bob: "I've been there and i'm telling you, thats a Maggie, steer clear for youre own safety."
Roger: "What how do you know? she seems like a really nice person"
Bob: " Thats how they all are, its how they have to be in order to withhold their survivability through the denial of their whoredom on a day to day basis."
6. Potentially of Persian origin, derived from the Persian language marvârid (مروارید), a pearl or daughter of light.
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