small loan of a million dollars

A popular and trending quote originally said by the republican U.S.A. nominee, Donald Trump. The saying has been going around on YouTube, Vine, Etc, and is actually stupid, but it's just somehow funny and ridiculous because the quote ''Small loan of a million dollars'' basically is showing how rich Trump is, and the way he calls it 'Small', which most people could facepalm or give a 'bruh'. Nowadays, most people use it to troll, or use it in jokes to piss people off. Most people do it by interruption.

Person A: "Usually when I go shopping, I end up spending---"
Person B: "--A small loan of a million dollars."
Person A: "Fuck you."

by A fucking wanker April 25, 2016

Logasmic

When something someone named Logan does thats amazing, it is Logasmic.

Logan: Dude I jump kicked over a huge ass garbage can yesterday

Babe: Thats logasmic!

by Logan Serman December 8, 2006

Logangster

Cancer

Logangster = cancer

by mr tilden November 2, 2017

loan shark

A shark is obviously something that has the capacity to bite you in the ass. A loan shark is someone who will lend you money, assumming you will pay him/her back in a rediciously large amount of intrest. (You borrow $3000, and owe him $300 a month for 2 years)

damnit! I can't get out of this gayass house cause some loan shark is eating up all my money.

by Rob the magical mushroom. July 15, 2004

China loan

tax rebate scheme concocted by George W Bush to supposedly stimulate the economy, since the federal budget already has a massive deficit, this money will be borrowed from China

I just got my China loan check I suppose I'll use it to pay for gas.

by Michael_Hunt May 31, 2008

Cheesy Logans

used when something looks skimpy. mostly used to describe any low amount of cannabis.

1 "Man, this sack looks like some Cheesy Logans."
2 "Dont stop there! Thats Cheesy Logans, pack more!"
3 "You gave me some Cheesy Logans here, Can i have some more?"

by Isaiah T. James March 15, 2007

Small loan of a million dollars

A joke used in twitch streams to piss people off. It was inspired by Donald Trump. It uses a glitch in the twitch donation system where you can recall your money but the donation message still appears in the stream.

Here, take this small loan of a million dollars.

by H!tM3rk February 28, 2016