judo squat

when a judo instructor poop while you are sparring

person 1: I took my first judo lesson

person2: how did it go?
person 1: Half way through sparring I felt some brown sludge

person 2: you definitely experienced a judo squat

by come hawk March 20, 2024

Judgement Day

Judgement Day at the girl's hostel is when a guy from their college strips naked in front of the all-girl audience, and the girls judge his manhood.

These days every girl's hostels host Judgement Day, where guys leave nothing for imagination.

by ModernCreek March 21, 2024

Jüdenphobia

Self explanatory for people who are antisemitic

Jüdenphobia is the phobia of guess who, jüden. Haha. Just like Islamophobia is the phobia of Muslims.

by Sexydimma April 10, 2024

judgment lube

Alcoholic beverages, often consumed in large quantities

I wasn't going to sleep with my psycho ex again but I had a bunch of judgment lube.

by anonymous April 11, 2024

Judy Hopps

Quite simply, the baddest bunny in animation history. She has the fattest ass for a bunny like bruh she up there with Elasticgirl.

I just watched Zootopia and DAMNN that bunny Judy Hopps has a fat ass I edged to her that night

by urbandictiswild April 12, 2024

Judah Ben-Hur

What your friends say when they expected you to be on time, but you’re running late.

Where are you? I thought Judah Ben-Hur by now!

by Gen. John Allen April 17, 2024

Judeau

A nice fella from the Band of the Hawk/Falcon. He's great at throwing knives and shipping Guts and Casca.

Person 1: "Judeau is such a cool guy."
Person 2: "I hope nothing bad happens to him, I'd probably cry, haha!"
Person 1: "Wait, where'd the sun go?"

by GOOBER LOVER April 21, 2024