ass drum

An ass so big you could play the bongo drums on it.

Damn you look at that ass drum, I could play a solo on that thing.

by bigboss839 March 28, 2009

ass kissing

To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. The success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.

“brooo on god he keep ass kissing me for my nudies”

by @alexisxmercer April 4, 2019

Ripping Ass

Being really good at something

Doug is ripping ass in 2d platformers

by DougIsGoodAt2DPlatformers June 20, 2023

ass log

Long, tubular turd.

I crunched out one hell of an ass log last night!

by Nord March 23, 2004

clown ass

a dumbass,dip shit, jackass, asshole, or a dick(as in stop acting like a dick)

shut up clown ass

stop acting like a clown ass

by Bonez21 May 20, 2008

Ass fog

A fart so pungent the smell lingers in the air, like a thick fog.

Irwin: Oh my God, what is that foul smell? It's stinging my nostrils.

Bryan: That's my dog, Odin. His air biscuits are pretty intense.

Irwin: Dude, that ass fog is so bad I can practically see it linger in the air. What do you feed that animal?

by Odin's Raven January 2, 2011

Ass-Man

Natis Homo Erectus. The Quintessential horndog seeing that the buttocks are the rawest form of pleasure for male homo sapiens. It is reminiscent of our ancestral past when most of us would exclusively have nasty in and out from the back since the vagina was turned pointing to the back. That is, until the dawn of bipedalism in which evolution not only changed the orientation of the female vagina (pointing down), but also (and some interpret this as a mistake of evolution) forced the male to now face his potential mate-for-eternity and communicate through sweaty and embarrassing facial expressions that would otherwise be a sign of constipation in polite society.

Dude #1 - "dude man, look at the size of that ass! damn! fuck yeah! you know I wanna..... (and other ancestral hoots and hollers)"

Gentleman - "dude, your such an ass-man. You're disgusting. You have no idea if she wiped or not"

Dude #1 - "(more ancestral hoots and hollers)"

by thequalifier October 5, 2010