2 definitions by thequalifier

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Natis Homo Erectus. The Quintessential horndog seeing that the buttocks are the rawest form of pleasure for male homo sapiens. It is reminiscent of our ancestral past when most of us would exclusively have nasty in and out from the back since the vagina was turned pointing to the back. That is, until the dawn of bipedalism in which evolution not only changed the orientation of the female vagina (pointing down), but also (and some interpret this as a mistake of evolution) forced the male to now face his potential mate-for-eternity and communicate through sweaty and embarrassing facial expressions that would otherwise be a sign of constipation in polite society.
Dude #1 - "dude man, look at the size of that ass! damn! fuck yeah! you know I wanna..... (and other ancestral hoots and hollers)"

Gentleman - "dude, your such an ass-man. You're disgusting. You have no idea if she wiped or not"

Dude #1 - "(more ancestral hoots and hollers)"
by thequalifier October 04, 2010
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Someone smart enough to realize that not only is there no god, but that the 'why' question is completely irrelevant. It is rather based on the unfalsifiable assumption that because we as humans can plan and scheme, then so the rest of the universe must also have a 'prime mover' who planned and schemed this world as well (even though to say that there is prime mover would mean that one would need to go into infinite regress). This world view is closely related to the pre-Copernican view that the earth was the center of the universe.
Theist: Look Atheist, I don't care how many facts and figures you throw at me, you still cannot tell me how science can answer the "why?" question.

Atheist: What is the "why?" question?

Theist: Well duh! it's only the most important question in the world! It's about why we are here!

Atheist: Why does that matter?

Theist: Because, it would tell us our purpose in life!

Atheist: Why does that matter?

Theist: Because, why would you live in a world where there is no purpose to what you do? There needs to be something to guide us!

Atheist: So are you saying that instead of figuring that out on your own, you want someone or some"thing" else to tell you what your life is about?

Theist: NO.....I just don't think that anyone would want to live in a world with no purpose

Atheist: Listen Theist, I'm gonna go and have sex with your mom. I'll let you know if I find the answer to that when I get back okay?

by thequalifier October 04, 2010
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