alert the internet 

There are a few situations where one could yell this phrase, but the main thing is to convey sarcasm. For example if someone you know says something that seems utterly useless in a tone where they're trying to sound like it's the news of the year (and it really isn't), then you'd say this phrase in reply. See alert the media.

(instant messenger convo)

Joe: holy shit dude omg i just asked out sally and she said yes *random emoticon* oh man shes so hawt

Jack: ZOMG ALERT THE INTERNET!!!~ lol dude i dont care shes prolly gonna hump u and dump u rofl

Joe: stfu *angry face* ur just jealous cuz u didnt get her u have no balls

Jack: maybe i should alert teh internet that ur a total douche lol

alert the internet by Tengu October 25, 2006

interneton 

One who hails by a vast majority from the internet. Said person spends most of their time on the internet, has a vast majority of friends through the internet, usually refers to friends in person by screen names, and would have no social life whatsoever if their internet were to be disconected.

Similar to Martian, Iowan, or Indonesian in usage, just not capitalized because that would make sense.

James had fully become an interneton and his friends were becoming worried.

interneton by Tommy January 11, 2005

Interneting 

To be at the Internet.

MSN chat

Chad- Hey what r u doing

JENNIFER- interneting

Interneting by santiking November 2, 2007

internet 

n.

Serious business.

pl. internets, internetz

Internetz are serious business.

internet by Dashalasha August 4, 2008

internet 

the best thing since fried sausages

Wife: What do you you want for dinner tonight?

Husband: Internet... and sex.

internet by JaredInsanity October 18, 2008

internet sociopath lie detector 

It's the built internal mechanism that reins in your ability to lie compulsively about your age, sex, hair colour, and/or location on the internet just becuase you can, some people have it, some people don't.

SkitZoe: I was playing elfquest online and I may have told silverkiss123 that I'm a fourteen-year-old emo abuse victim at which point he became very adamant about his love for me and determination to fly in from Belgium and rescue me. Do you think I can pull that off?
Internet Sociopath Lie Detector: That's a no, and now report immediately to church.

internet sociopath lie detector by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010

Internet Baby

A child raised by the internet, they only speak text. They care about not having the most recent tech. They have almost every social media account

Guy 1: Man i think this was an internet baby

Guy 2: What gave her away
Guy 1: She was blabbing about Taylor Swift and kept saying LOL

Internet Baby by Yacubed June 6, 2015