fruit seed 

The semen of a gay person

That gay guy sprayed his fruit seed all over your dads face

fruit seed by nick February 4, 2004

Fruit up

Getting your tackle felt at public or grammar school.

Here boy, fruit me up and I won't report you to sir for playing soggy biscuit with Hodges and Wilkinson-Smythe.
fruit up

Fruit up by Stevie Wankychops November 13, 2005

Fruitcake 

A fat chick's nasty fat ass. The ungucci version of a cake

"Yo, Kim Kardashian has a cake, but Oprah's got dat fruitcake!"

Fruitcake by blazingbizzy December 27, 2011

Few apples short of a fruitcake 

Someone/something below standards.

When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.

Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down

I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.

Few apples short of a fruitcake by hellokoala November 5, 2009

Fruitcake 

someone who takes it up the ass

ur a fuckin fruitcake

Fruitcake by anonymous March 28, 2005

Fruitcake 

When a male has a sexual urge for the same sex and desires tummy sticks (cross reference).

'Fruitcake' Commonly displayed on 'Brokeback Mountain' (Can be seen on Film 4)

Fruitcake by Tummy May 28, 2008

fresh fruit

In northern cities, fruit that has been preserved since summer and is thawed out and sprayed with water to look "just picked" in mid january, when there is 6 inches of snow outside.

I went to the supermarket in the snowstorm and got some fresh fruit picked last august.

fresh fruit by Farky October 9, 2005