Defense Fart

When someone gets too close to you, so you fart in order to deter them from getting closer.

"Me: get away from me!"
"Friend: What's that fucking smell?"
"Me: Sorry, I defense farted."

by PastelN December 17, 2021

fart jerky

A foul smelling thing that smells like a mixture of a fart and beef jerky

Your breath smells like fart jerky.

by TheInfamous1 April 23, 2016

Fart Plume

1. Used In Many Ways
2. An Insult
3. A comeback

1. Ya Fuckin' Fart Plume!
2. Friggin' Fart Plume!

by Anthony Luka Davenport September 2, 2023

ass fart

a shocking eatherquake feeling that comes from your ass

omg your ass fart made me fly away it was sooo biggggggg

by ppsdhjdshjfehjkkhusgtrj January 28, 2021

Fart beaver

A hairy butthole

I’d love to take him in the ol’ fart beaver.

by fart beaver boi November 2, 2022

fart snitch

The person that calls doorknob. Also, known to ask "who farted?"

Bitch doorknob fart snitch fartsnitch

by vealbarrow February 23, 2014

cronch fart

the crunchy farts that pass between the vagina lips. A re-fart out of the vagina.

"Gir,l I JUST ripped a gnarly cronch fart."

by kraykray28 November 5, 2020