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Defense Fart

When someone gets too close to you, so you fart in order to deter them from getting closer.
"Me: get away from me!"
"Friend: What's that fucking smell?"
"Me: Sorry, I defense farted."
by PastelN December 17, 2021
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fart jerky

A foul smelling thing that smells like a mixture of a fart and beef jerky
by TheInfamous1 April 23, 2016
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Fart Plume

1. Used In Many Ways
2. An Insult
3. A comeback
1. Ya Fuckin' Fart Plume!
2. Friggin' Fart Plume!
by Anthony Luka Davenport September 2, 2023
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ass fart

a shocking eatherquake feeling that comes from your ass
omg your ass fart made me fly away it was sooo biggggggg
by ppsdhjdshjfehjkkhusgtrj January 28, 2021
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Fart beaver

I’d love to take him in the ol’ fart beaver.
by fart beaver boi November 2, 2022
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fart snitch

The person that calls doorknob. Also, known to ask "who farted?"
Bitch doorknob fart snitch fartsnitch
by vealbarrow February 23, 2014
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cronch fart

the crunchy farts that pass between the vagina lips. A re-fart out of the vagina.
"Gir,l I JUST ripped a gnarly cronch fart."
by kraykray28 November 5, 2020
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