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Defense Fart
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When
someone
gets
too close
to you, so you fart in order to deter them from
getting closer
.
"Me:
get away
from me!"
"Friend:
What's that
fucking
smell?"
"Me: Sorry, I defense farted."
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PastelN
December 17, 2021
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