Crotch Rocket

A liquid hug from the fun gods, just snug enough to fit in the crotch of your pants, making you feel like a sneaky, booze-smuggling superhero with questionable life choices.

As he stepped into the party with an awkward swagger, it became evident that his confidence was fueled by a crotch rocket snugly nestled in his pants, ready to unleash its liquid courage upon the unsuspecting crowd.

by MrCrazzyDew April 26, 2024

Crotch Goblin

Children derived from a mother that thinks sitting on a stoop in her house coat , drinking Carlo Rossi and smoking cigarettes that are purchased with her parents credit cards is a super sport.

Can you believe those crotch goblins took their grandmothers credit card and maxed it out on shoes ?

by KayKayB May 18, 2024

crotch bridge

When two players in a video game are camping in the same room. I.e. "touching tips"

Those guys are building a crotch bridge on the objective!

by Hbomb007 May 20, 2024

Crotch Holocaust

The act of ejaculating into a fire.

I jerked off and blew my load into onto a lit candle last night, it was a real crotch holocaust.

by Corey The Hole June 1, 2024

Clitch

When a woman has an itchy Vagina or clit.

She keeps scratching her vagina so she must have the clitch.

by Heatherball lecture June 8, 2024

crotch beader

someone who decorates their pubes with beads

“put the craft supplies away you crotch beader!”

by Deric Shwilborn June 17, 2024

crotch beader

someone who decorates their pubes with beads

“put the craft supplies away you crotch beader!”

by Deric Shwilborn June 17, 2024