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Wheaton College

Wheaton College is a quirky, close-knit college community that emphasizes people before ideas. South of Boston, Massachusetts, Wheaton is a 'home away from home' for many people. Professors and students actually know each other and work together.

Despite the tendency of many of its students to bitch about everything, giving little acknowledgement to everything that is being made available to them, this is a place where bright kids learn, contribute and make life-long friendships.

Wheaton is a place where people are taught to think about how they can contribute to the world more than just compelling them to enter the work-force as anonymous drones.

Contrary to popular belief, Wheaton is not teeming with collar poppers and trendy fashionistas. It is home to one of the countries largest populations of scholarship-supported students in a small college setting.
I attended Wheaton College because I was inspired to do more with my life than just being well educated.
by alumnae/i July 16, 2008
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neumann college

As LBanks has said, i wouldnt attend neumann college unless..
1. You love church and <3 the thought of having a nun for a teacher in almost every class. But as you expirence more and more in neumann, u find ur self with horrible schedules. If you do attend neumann i suggest finding a class with plenty of bitties in it to get through ur horrid day
I graduated from a bigger Highschool then neumann college
by MikeMalone September 3, 2006
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Northside College Prep

The gayest school in Chicago. A haven for over-priveliged nerds, ignorant of the world outside of the one their mommies will show them. A detriment to society. A school that WILL NOT give their athletes any kind of credit (or a football team), while the entire acadec team gets rimjobs from the adminstration for proving they are the biggest nerds in the country. Fuck the fuck off, NCP, I hope you all fucking choke.
The only good thing to come out of Northside College Prep was me.
by Big G (you know who I am) November 14, 2004
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Martel College

Ninth and newest residential college at Rice University.
Martel College is the best college at Rice!

Martel just won Beer Run!
by Martel Kombat December 19, 2004
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Holy Cross College, Ryde

A bunch of pathetic spoilt losers who dont know how to spell. Make shitty excuses and cant lie for shit.
Holy cross college, Ryde

"Stupid holy cross dickheads, stinking up the bus!"
by aminess July 16, 2008
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Bard College

A school for artsy fucks who like to maintain the notion that they go to a highly regarded liberal arts institution. Textbooks at Bard are used primarily as surfaces to rail lines of coke from. The college itself is in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere. This is disregarded by many, as it is on the east coast, and thus "hip". 98% of Bard graduates go on to live in Brooklyn and "work in the arts".
A: Hey, man, I'm thinking about applying to Bard College.
B: I couldn't willingly approve of your decision and still call myself your friend. I met two Bard fucks named Jakee and Izaak who seemed like total dick-bags, and good representations of the school itself. Picture, if you will, the epitome of hipster: Tight pants, loves Beach House, is "in a band", and loves to "make art" (not any art of high high esteem, mind you. (think print-making)).
by kok'n'ballz December 11, 2009
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