Chris Paul 

(n) A low down snake. A terrific basketball player who throws temper tantrums like a 6 year old when he doesn't get the calls, and punches opponents in the testicles out of frustration (see: Bruce Bowen, Julius Hodge, Chris Duhon, etc).

"Yo I heard Tim got in a fight with Mike but Mike pulled a Chris Paul and punched him in the nuts like a lil bitch"

Chris Paul by youre not even from tha bronx May 16, 2008

Chris Stoney 

Chris Stoney is the youngest member of Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe. He was born in late 1989 where he was a baby for some time afterwards. In early 1996, he played for the San Fransico 49ers, where he was quickly cut for deficating in Steve Young's helmet. Depressed from his loss, he joined a local gang. In this gang, he met Don Lando. Living in an abandon war bunker, Don Lando took in Stoney and let him borrow his little sister's drum set. Stoney was instantly a drumming God. Stoney is now drummer in Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe and has even written some of the lyrics to a few songs. He is now enlisting in the army, hoping to get stationed in Vietnam.

Chris Stoney needs no example.

Chris Stoney by Risto1116 July 6, 2006

chris philbin 

usually known as a complete idiot, but you still somehow have to love the guy.

"Chris Philbin cheated on me last night"
"Philbin? I love that guy"

chris philbin by lunchbox87 January 29, 2009

Chris Brown Transition (The Crossover) 

When a male singer under the age of 18 sings about love and happiness and cute girls and living happily ever after hits 18, and starts to sing very sexual songs, cusses and has sex multiple times, usually after a very shocking/traumatic event that headlines the news for weeks.

1. Tammy(16yo): Oh my gosh I love Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!! He's so amazing, his lyrics are so thoughtful and nice!

Danny: Yeah they are now, but wait til he hits 18. He's gonna go through the Chris Brown Transition (The Crossover).

Tammy: ???

Danny: Yeah he's gonna make a sextape or something, get shunned, and come back with a rated R mixtape and from then on out he's gonna make songs about sex positions, smoking weed, and be in songs featuring lil wayne and busta rhymes.

After Chris Brown beat Rihanna, he wasn't singin With You anymore

Chris Brown Transition (The Crossover) by The Groove DJ July 12, 2011

Chris George 

To be a wealthy religious person who acts as if Jesus' teachings were to take from the poor, crush non-believers and disparagingly insult anyone and everyone who thinks otherwise.

Don't be so duplicitous - you're acting like a real Chris George.

Chris George by McSnack January 7, 2012

chris simpson 

Is some batty that doesn't have a job and sits on Xbox all day.

Uses bare wax in his hair, and is better known as WaxBoi

Have you seen Chris's hair? Yeah the fucking waxy cunt

Where's Chris Simpson? Bl8ts playin da xbox

chris simpson by DatCoolGuy1 November 21, 2013

Chris and Jack 

Two really Gay best friends that can't live without each other. They love seeing each other's penis's. They suck each other off and will probably get married when they get older.

Chris and Jack were sucking each other's dicks.

Chris and Jack by Chris and Jack September 14, 2018