The Captain

gay fag who’s in love with havers

The Captain is such a fag

by Starbornstarchild March 21, 2025

Rap captain

Another word to refer to our melaninated bretheren.

So this rap captain was in a sauna with some finnish dudes...

by Orim July 20, 2025

Solut the Captain

A shot of Absolut Vodka either mixed or chased with Captain Morgan spiced rum.

Man the fuck up and Solut the Captain!

by Arish A July 13, 2011

take one of the captain

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic

1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!

by PlasmaPony June 8, 2018

space gunner captain

mainly the most awesome thing in the world but more frequently known as tom.

yo did you go to space like my boi tom?!?!? hes a space gunner captain bro

by bomb236669 November 26, 2018

The AA’er DC captain

A motherfuckin 9 year old that paid to get DC and AA’ed raddleton

He also sends nudes to his friends in preschool

Hey look, it’s The AA’er DC captain let’s go fuck that bitch up.

Bet his mom is sucking his dick

by Jacob Santanio January 15, 2019

Salty Sea Captain

When you nut on a girls back into her butt dimples and place a little paper boat on it.

"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."

by DZG August 29, 2020