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We can still be friends 

Something that two people in a relationship say after they break up.

This rarely even happens, saying it is just a formality. Sorry.
Jeremy: I'm sorry, but it's not working out anymore. We can still be friends tho.
Madeline: Yeah, sure, I'd love that.

*avoids the other while walking in the corridors for 3 more eternities*

I STILL can't believe it's not butter! 

What Peter Griffin likes to say at random times, usually after other characters say "I can't believe..."
Meg: I can't believe I'm still jealous.
Lois: I can't believe I touched him.
Peter: I still can't believe it's not butter!

PCP..paint can pussy

when a girl has been expanded from over use over time the result is her vagina looking and feeling like a paint can for the male penis.
that girl has hooked up with about 500 guys. She has to have that pcp..paint can pussy by now.
PCP..paint can pussy by slambot January 2, 2012

coke can cock 

when your dick is bigger around then it is long.
Coke Can Tommy, screwed another chick.
coke can cock by fyrfyter July 14, 2004

I can get some? 

usually used as a question, an inversion of "May I have some?"
Stew: I just got some peanuts....

Quintavius: I can get some?

Stew: yes
I can get some? by Jesus Martinez September 4, 2006

If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock 

If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock

The complete opposite of if you can't beat them, join them
It means if you can't be the best then you may as well be nothing at all.
person 1: I gave into peer pressure last night and tried crystal math
person 2: If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
person 1: oh.