jump the couch

To jump the couch is to go crazy for someone on national T.V. by ''jumping on thier couch'' Can be used on people you know personally too. Also see jump the shark Tom Cruise

Steve: OH MY GOD I LOVE ALYSSA SO MUCH BLAH BLAH BLAH *starts to jump*

Fred: Gee, no reason to jump the couch Steve, your ruining my 599 dollar leather couch!

by DizzyLizzy April 24, 2007

Couch Bombing

When somebody humps a couch for pleasure.

I just started to explore couch bombing, and to my suprise it felt good, so i continued.

by Phil johnsbury August 16, 2008

coughga

same as the other but add Luke

hey you forgot Luke

by Matt Patt March 21, 2004

cheese cougher

woman or man(?) who didn't swallow well (cum) and get suffocated and coughing like crazy.

stay away from my new carpet you cheese cougher!

by gilli b. August 26, 2005

coughing induced seizures

.23% of all diening babies have them!

ohh my zeus that baby is having a coughing induced seizures.

by bobert twinkle September 29, 2007

caught in 4k

if you click on this the goverment will track your cookies. CAUGHT IN 4K LOL NOOB

guy: hey wanna see a 4k dolby ultra hd video of big booties
another guy: ok
guy clicks on play
another guy films another guy and 4k video
another guy: CAUGHT IN 4K

by backwards_cones March 4, 2021

Couchie

Someone who sleeps on their parents couch until they’re 40 years old because they’re a loser!

Bro Cameron loves to be his moms couchie boy, and she’s almost 80 years old now! What a loser

by Bb _ats April 1, 2019