Asian granny syndrome

The observation that after age 60 Asian women age like the life-force is directly being drained from them by a Austin powers villain

The Asian granny syndrome got Kim lo now she looks like an abused prop from the mummy

by Thedifiner6969420304 April 12, 2024

asian timothy

This is for timothys that are asian trying to search up their name but all that comes up is some bullshit about a southern accent

omg you seached up timothy and your asian? nah you gotta seach up asian timothy

by Master117boss September 5, 2019

Asian Half Hour

A unit of time used to measure the duration of a break when the true figure is unknown.

Person 1 - I'm going to go grab some of mama's home cooked lamb!

Person 2 - You know when your back?

Person 1 - Asian half hour...

by Honky Mofo April 13, 2011

Ultra rare giant Asian cock

Yesterday I found the biggest ever Asian cock. It measured 8,32 cm, or 3,275 inches. It was really thin, but its the length that matters.

Dude!!! Thats the biggest ever asian cock i have ever seen!!! Its literally an Ultra rare giant Asian cock!
Yeah i know *cums everywhere*

by Big dikker January 15, 2024

Boba Asian

A self-loathing Diaspora Asian who always tries to support the opinions of 'woke' White people, even if it means overlooking the effects that these opinions have on other Asians. They will always try to align their opinions with the ones of 'Politically correct' White people, while also ignoring Asian-Specific issues, such as lack of representation, asian hate-crimes and emasculation in media.

Incorrect white person: Asians aren't that oppressed.
Boba Asian: I agree with this!
Asian: No, we are oppressed. We suffer due to hate crimes and are depicted badly in main-stream media.
Boba Asian: Well yeah, but Other minority is more oppressed and affected worse! Asians aren't that oppressed compared to others!

by ifearmyself March 17, 2024

Asian emojis

A set of emojis recreating Twitch emojis but instead of some dumb pepega people it's Jayden which makes it 10 times more lit.

Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: ah yes sorry I forgot asian emojis are much cooler

by MortyBoi December 8, 2020

Asian trophy wife

A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.

“My mother in law only likes me because I have a PhD.”
“Oh, you mean you’re an Asian trophy wife!”

by 🙂🙃😬 February 21, 2023