ass log

Long, tubular turd.

I crunched out one hell of an ass log last night!

by Nord March 23, 2004

ass drum

An ass so big you could play the bongo drums on it.

Damn you look at that ass drum, I could play a solo on that thing.

by bigboss839 March 28, 2009

ass kissing

To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. The success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.

“brooo on god he keep ass kissing me for my nudies”

by @alexisxmercer April 4, 2019

Ripping Ass

Being really good at something

Doug is ripping ass in 2d platformers

by DougIsGoodAt2DPlatformers June 20, 2023

clown ass

a dumbass,dip shit, jackass, asshole, or a dick(as in stop acting like a dick)

shut up clown ass

stop acting like a clown ass

by Bonez21 May 20, 2008

cat assing

To play a computer game, especially an Massive Multiplayer Online (MMO), for extreme lengths of time. This may come at the expense of hygiene, social interaction, even nutrition. Popularized by the article "The Surreal World" by Hayes Reed where he described an Ultima Online obsessed friend's apartment as, "A den of cat ass and murdered time."

Did you hear that Jim was cat assing on WoW for so long, he actually got scurvy from eating nothing but ramen?

by Nelsormensch July 9, 2007

Ass fog

A fart so pungent the smell lingers in the air, like a thick fog.

Irwin: Oh my God, what is that foul smell? It's stinging my nostrils.

Bryan: That's my dog, Odin. His air biscuits are pretty intense.

Irwin: Dude, that ass fog is so bad I can practically see it linger in the air. What do you feed that animal?

by Odin's Raven January 2, 2011