baby salad

The perfect combination of infanticide and cannibalism: a baby salad is baby entrails and organs mixed and minced either in a bowl or on a sacrificial shrine, and then perhaps consumed.

Abraham almost made a baby salad from his son Isaac, but then God stopped him. singular form

The Fore people of Papua New Guinea had a kuru epidemic, because they had too many baby salads. plural form

by x3mbo September 24, 2018

Macaroni Salad

pussy/ eating pussy

yeah i ate her macaroni salad

by thereallord June 22, 2022

Root Salad

An orgy consisting of using thousands islands dressing as lube.

Hey Bob, I’m getting the thousand islands dressing for the Root Salad tonight.

by shittyinternet February 21, 2020

Total Salad Moment

The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad

where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy

by robertw101 July 27, 2010

fruit salad

wine or alcohol mixed with weed or other cannabinoids

i drank fruit salad, it was a wild ride, i saw ponies having large jaws, a spiral, and grass that were alive

by mamoudzu January 1, 2025

Chicken Salad and Mayo

The equivalent of "cheese pizza", but for csam instead.

Person 1: "Why's he not here?"
Person 2: "He was caught looking at chicken salad and mayo on his computer. Even Tails couldn't save him."

by indetermite December 24, 2023

Dirty Caesar Salad

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.

“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”

by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025