weed twister

A garden tool for pulling weeds with a long handle and two coiled tines.

She used the weed twister to pull out her runaway crab grass.

by RayCruzer July 14, 2008

Twittering

"Twittering" is a word mistakenly used to describe the action of posting a comment on Twitter. It is primarily said by people who have never used Twitter before, and only heard about it from and friend or a T.V show.

The proper word would be "tweeting" (see tweeting)

Hey man, did twitter that message to your friends? - Guy 1

No, but I tweeted the post to my followers... - Guy 2

I think I'm going to be twittering this link to everyone I know! - Guy 1

It's called tweeting... - Guy 2

by The Mysterious Mister M April 27, 2010

twitteratzi

The stalkers that follow strangers on Twitter.

I'm getting pretty creeped out by all the twitteratzi following my status.

by coloradojules January 12, 2009

Twitterati

Twitterati refers to the users of Twitter . The are active in tweeting, interacting and sharing news.

Hey, are you a Twitterati?
Whats that?
Yup you are a Twitterati

by Universe213 May 5, 2020

twittertwatter

Inane twitter text composed by an idiotic

twat.

What utter drivel all this twittertwatter is. !

by E - FUMBLER February 28, 2009

Twittertainment

First coined by Twitter user @H0llywoodWh0re to describe entertainment though the public content on Twitter.

Health care plan? How about free health care on Twitter for the fuckwits.. until I guess Tweepies will have quality 'Twittertainment'.

He's my Twittertainment since he decided moronic fuckwit was his new day job.

Quality Twittertainment, I love how the current events tend to arrive earlier though Twitter.

@H0llywoodWh0re, follow her because she's open, opinionated, and she's a 'Twittertainment' Twitter addict.

by H0llywoodWh0re July 26, 2009

Twister Blister

Fingers are interlocked so palms face outward and are not touching. Fingers are wiggled as they are placed in vagina and/or rectum.

He Twister Blistered me so much it felt like Animal from the Muppets was inside me was.

by BitchJustGotSurveyed January 12, 2010