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Moon

A wonderful name, for a wonderful personnality...

Moon is unique et different from others. She hates stereotypes and people who are superficial, that's why she doesn't really stay with “popular person”.
She likes calm and silence, but she can be very loud and funny with their best friends. Friends are very important for Moon, she would do anything for them. Moon also loves money, and she is very ambitious. She's quite small, with short hair, but she's in reality a giant. Nevertheless, her heart is the biggest ever !

Moon is very smart, probably the first in her class, she loves everything to be perfect.

She doesn't really appreciate change, she would like everything to stay as it is.
It's quite difficult to become her friend, but once she likes you, she'll never let you go!
Me: Hey Moon, can we be friend ?
Moon: You just spilled yogurt on your T-shirt...
by Moo00ooo0oo0n November 23, 2021
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Moon Gooning

As opposed to Sun Gooning, Moon Gooning is when you explode the head off a buffalo, skin an elk, then proceed to gut said elk. Afterwards, hang the corpse of the elk in a tree and take it's guts for your own. Lastly, you begin to goon and eventually cum into the elk's intestine, all while doing so under the native american moonlight. Doing so will draw the attention of the Moon Goon tribe leader, the Eagle Eye. This act of Moon Gooning will initiate you into the tribe if done properly and deemed worthy enough by the tribe members and the Eagle Eye himself. Once initiated, tribe Moon Goon sessions are overseen by a sworn in priest who administrates that the Moon Goon is being conducted in a respectful way that does not anger or upset the Goon gods. If ultimately done perfectly, a successful tribe Moon Goon has the potential to resurrect a phoenix. This usually includes a jelqer if one is readily available, though it is not required. Obtaining the knowledge of Moon Gooning immediately marks you as a potential Moon Gooner and you are now obligated to attend an initiation attempt. Refusing in doing so will result in death by the hands of the Moon Goon tribe.
"I'm sorry mother, but I have to leave to follow my calling in Moon Gooning. Now that I possess the knowledge, Moon Gooning is my way of life now."
by WiserWithBudweiser November 21, 2023
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sun and moon show

literally my religion 𐐘💥╾━╤デ╦︻ඞා
a sane person: bro i love the sun and moon show

an insane person: what? they're horrible.

a sane person: cunt. (offensively)
by i fear myself 𖤐 January 14, 2024
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Moon

just a pick me bitch they/them type of a vibe literally nobody likes you please shut your mouth thank you
some1:ew you're still talking with Moon??
some2:no please i would never yikes
by idkwhatthehehsksbf November 21, 2021
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Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.
Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.
by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023
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Moon gooning

A ritualistic ceremony, when a group of people cut the head off of a caribou and after drinking the blood begin to goon under the light of the full moon
Hey me and the guys are going moon gooning tonight, wanna join in?
by Zobo the clown January 15, 2024
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Montana Moon Blast

Juliet : No, James, I can’t take another Montana Moon Blast. My ass is so full with your juice.

James : It is okay baby, you can suck my dong instead. *inserts Mongolian Ripper*
by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019
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