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The Side-Vagina

A large pocket of fat resembling roast beef that resides in close proximity to the vagina. This is located only on the female, occuring in 1 to 100,000,000 people. Some may experience chronic Flatulence, diarrhea, vomiting, and headaches. One major symptom that most experience is a large amount of photography.
I need to take a long shower to cleanse The side-vagina and to prevent further photography
by Whale Anus August 11, 2019
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Side jizz

When a guy rubs his dick against his inner thigh at high speeds until he jizzes
Guy #1: "dude were you just side jizzing
Guy #2: "maybe"
by DoughnutsAreNice October 14, 2016
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Side face

When they only like to show half of there face on Snapchat or in pictures in general
Mariah : wow hector is such a side face on Snapchat

Ryann : I know right

Hector : I know I am
by Imveryclingytbh July 17, 2018
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Zero-Sided Die

An analogy for a situation where a desirable outcome is so far-fetched, it is viewed as functionally impossible.
"You think Cassie will go to prom with me if I ask?" "You'd be rolling a Zero-Sided Die if you attempt."
by SpaceyStars January 4, 2023
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Semi Side Up Eggs

Sunny side up eggs, but the yolk is popped and lightly cooked on both sides.
I prefer semi side up eggs over Sunny side up
by Loftsnax August 13, 2021
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Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
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Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.
Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”
by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023
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