auto nut

Press button to jizz every 5 minutes

I like to auto nut on a daily basis

by YoNun July 21, 2017

juff-nut

When somebody says a word and gets it completely wrong but won’t admit to it. These people often have large heads that resemble baked potatoes but have a mummy you’d like to bath you...

No that’s wrong you juff-nut.... by the way how’s your mum...

by Sutty9 October 18, 2020

nuts drug

Losing horribly in any sport particularly basketball

did you see the Lakers last night? Man, they got they nuts drug!

by knowledge dread February 18, 2010

Nut Fiz

the creamy substance that comes out of a penis when ejaculating

Say Laquita, did that hoodrat Jamal nut fiz on your leg?

by ATXmoneymike July 23, 2010

nut napkin

A tissue in which a person jizzes in to.

Bob: I was stroking my willy yesterday and my mom walked in so I crammed my nut napkin in my mouth.

by Sloppy McFloppy July 29, 2016

Nut-flash

(transitive verb) To obscenely expose one's testicle or scrotum to another, either by pulling up one's shorts or by other means. A nut-flash is typically meant to frustrate or surprise the victim.

(noun) The action of nut-flashing.

Spencer: (To Lauren, aggravated) Laurrennn! Cooper nut-flashed me!

Cooper: No I didn't! I was only itching myself!

by Mezzo7 September 2, 2012

Sus Nuts

An insult to someone who has just said some stupid shit

"Joe biding is give good head."
"Bro you're litchrally Sus Nuts right now."

by Jim Proactive2 January 10, 2022