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thought jacked

When someone says what you were thinking or about to say, before you can say it.
Jessica totally "thought jacked" me while we were making fun of Sandy.
by Clean & LA April 28, 2008
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jack-rut

noun

\ ˈjak ˈrət \

An ongoing masturbation spell that has negative effects on the life of the one caught in the spell
“Hey bro, i think Cody’s in a bit of a jack-rut; he hasn’t been at work in 3 days and he hasn’t been returning my calls. i drove by his apartment like an hour ago to discover his bedroom window had a blanket hanging in it.”

“To keep out the light?”

“I’m thinking it’s to keep people from peeking through the blinds to see just how far his jack-rut has spiraled.”

“Damn.”
by Ace Fantagious September 3, 2021
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Handsome Jack

The villain of Borderlands 2
Also the most handsome of all
And the funniest of all
Handsome Jack: Hey! How -- ah these pretzels suck...
Players 1-4: Hashuahshahehaheh
by KALABUSH February 19, 2017
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Jack Daniel

Yes, this is a Jack Daniel writing this. Hello. So, uhm, a Jack Daniel is someone who prefers to be called Daniel rather than Jack, and yeah, he can seem a bit timid at first, but once you get to know the lad, he's actually quite funny and sociable once he finally expresses himself. Jack is a great guy. Like a great guy, yeah, he makes mistakes at times. But he's Jack Daniel after all. Or should I say Daniel Jack???????

He doesn't want to be mistaken as:
Jak Daniel
Jak Danyul
JackD
Jack Danyul
DJ
Danyul Jak
Danyul Jack
Daniel Jak
Or anything weird like that....
JD is absolutely fine. Or call him Jak. IDCC.
by Brotaztics_ February 6, 2020
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Dirty Jack

Playing jerking off on a cracker with Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi but you lose on purpose.
“Hey man what where you doing last night I saw u where hanging out with Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi
“I was just doing a dirty Jack
by Big J-man August 28, 2021
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jack conrad

by conrad jack August 3, 2012
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Uger-jacked

To have masterbated to the point of pain and soreness in his/her genital area.
Frank: Hey Janet How are you feeling?
Janet:Like shit because i Uger-jacked the fuck out of me last night and now i can't walk straight.
by The Beaner Dip January 7, 2009
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