Flotastic

Adj. Used to define something which possess properties of great goodness and smooth coolness.

"Yo, I was laid out in my caddie, chillin and being all flotastic and shit, when I spotted this fly bitch giving me the eye."

by CB Lifted May 29, 2009

FloTard

Fucking Loser Retard

NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...

ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't

For example....

1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard

2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?

See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world

by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

flootch

(flūtch) dog's drool once it leaves the jowls and goes flying towards the wall, Volks Wagon, or your clean jeans.

Boy: "Ahh! Your dog just flootched all over my pants!"
Girl: "Sure. Blame it on the dog."

by heartfox December 5, 2009

flop smack

when you take off your flip flop and smack somebody in the face with it

shelby: daniel is soooo annoying.

ritchie: then just take off your shoe and flop smack him :D

by xXturndaxgurlXx June 5, 2010

Floor Buddy

The person that sits on the floor out of instinct directly after you do. This is usually done when smoking weed with a group of friends, in order to make handing you the bong or blunt less difficult.

Guy: "There's too many people on this couch I'm moving to the floor. I need a floor buddy."

Girl: *slides out of her seat & repositions herself onto the floor directly after*

by iamtheclitcommander July 27, 2010

flowbucket

A lacrosse helmet (bucket) with a wig attached at the end. For bros who have not yet achieved flowfection. Created by Con Bro Chill (Connor Martin)

Bro 1: Bro my mom made me shave my flow
Bro 2: No worries, wear a flowbucket

by blaxer99 November 12, 2010

flooxi

Flooxi is a word derived from "floxi" which initially had the meaning of "valueless". However flooxi has been used inside Greek community similarly to the word "raffle" or "e-lottery". Flooxing has some similarities to "gambling" or better a charity raffle, but it does not include addiction (it is generally a softer term). Sometimes the word flooxi is also used as an alternative to e-ticket.

Hey, did you buy any flooxies for the tomorrows charity's raffle?

A flooxi is organized to support our club.

Occasionally, I am flooxing, but I am not a gambler!

by Conanito October 27, 2011