cunt splunker

One who explores vagina. One who likes to eat pussy. The opposite of cocksucker.

My gynecologist is a Cunt Splunker.

by poolaholic March 18, 2015

Thundering cunt

A fat over-opinionated mother-in-law who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up

Friend:Hey Brian is your thundering cunt coming to Christmas dinner?
Brian:No Amber's parents are going away for Christmas

by Fuckyourcuntmom August 24, 2016

A shower of cunts

Colloquialism/collective noun

1. A description of the current British political system.

2. Football hooligans
3. Estate agents

The back-door privatisation of the NHS is testament to the fact we have a shower of cunts we have to deal with.

by dizzyeyedbex October 19, 2016

cunt button

1. n. someone who is instantly aggravated by any situation

2. n. female equivalent to dickhead
3. n. derogatory name for the psychological effect that when triggered sets a woman into super bitch mode

1. Wendy is whiny little cunt button.
2. My Engish teacher is a fucking cunt button.
3. Wow! I wonder who pushed Vickys cunt button.

by howardchrist December 8, 2016

whiny cunt

A person who whines excessively. "Little" is often included as an adjective.

John is a whiny cunt. Mary is a whiny little cunt.

by rewqrewqrw January 11, 2016

christmas cunt

Someone who epitomizes the essence of Scrooge. See also Scrooge

As soon as the first Christmas Tree comes up Bob turns into a real Christmas Cunt.

by ICanHazFokuz April 3, 2016

Cunt Dandruff

Cunt dandruff is the dried congeal of vaginal excretion and semen, usually found at the base of the penis following sex.

The white flakes of cunt dandruff fall of the shaft and can be found on bed sheets, underwear, and in the pubic hair of unwashed genitalia.

Her: Your underwear are filthy!

Him: I didn't shower after we smashed, that's just some left over cunt dandruff.

by frisbee lord November 13, 2018