Cunt hair coffee

The act of performing oral sex in the morning

Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold

Cunt hair coffee by Z_bass May 24, 2017

cunt turret 

When a fat woman has a hanging mound of fat that covers her pubic region in a bulbous type fashion like a gunners turret on an old warplane.

That bitch was so fat I struggled to find her fuckholes behind her cunt turret.

cunt turret by AngryBandy July 10, 2017

Cunt Pearl 

Cunt Pearl describes the very first drop of semen secreting from the woman's vagina after a cream pie.

"Watching that cunt pearl flow down her labia, after I cream pied her, almost got me erect again"

Cunt Pearl by DrySoup January 20, 2018

Cunt Mugger 

A man who interferes with a ladies innocent by nefarious means.

I say, did you hear what Tarr Quinn did to Jessica the other evening? Yes he's a real cunt mugger.

Cunt Mugger by Topsy Creps December 26, 2018

cunt and co 

Describes a cunt and his patrons

Commonly spoken as:
'cunt and co';
or 'cunt 'n co'

*Annoying individual and his friends walk into a room*
Jimmy: Oh look, there's cunt and co
Samantha: Looks like cunt 'n co have arrived to spoil the party
Joe: I hate those guys

cunt and co by IMadeThatUp123 February 26, 2019

Cunt - The Several Meanings 

Shit Cunt - You literally fucking suck. Nobody likes you. Go fuck a cow.
Good Cunt - You're a good man/woman. I'd hang with you.
Mad Cunt - You're a fucking nut case but I love you so fucking much you bloody legend.
Dumb Cunt - You are literally a fucking moron. You lack even the slightest amount of common sense.

Or
Cunt - Another word for pussy/a woman's vagina

Cunt = Mate

Australia is fucking great.

Tobias: Oi, Maria's a bit of a Shit Cunt, don't ya think?

Ebony: Oh yeah, but she doesn't compare to Daliah. The Dumb Cunt thought that my acrylics were the glue on Kmart ones, so the bitch ripped 'em off.

Tobias: Fuck. At least Kyle's a Good Cunt. He let me copy his homework last night, so the teacher didn't expel me.

Ebony: Yeah, he's alright.

Raymond: AYE LADS!

Ebony & Tobias: AYE! RAYMOND! YA MAD CUNT!

*Group hug*

Raymond: IMMA GET SOME CUNT TONIGHT!

Ebony & Tobias: NICE!

Cunt - The Several Meanings

Cunt - The Several Meanings by Jotacrak_My_Jotabak August 19, 2019

Cunt confetti 

Flakes of dried girl goo, toilet paper lint and/ or ball butter

Check for cunt confetti before you eat her out she gets around bro.

Cunt confetti by Mistermilk5 August 24, 2020