cloudfukt

klowd fukt: adj. When one's online business becomes rendered inacessible whimsically to web browsers capable of denying fingerprinting.

Must be hard times in the internet security services sector; my hosted web business got cloudfukt.

by anonymous March 27, 2025

Cloudtastrophe

So, like, your jumping from cloud to cloud, and suddenly, on your way to your final cloud:

It disappears before you get to it 😞

Falling out of the sky. No parachute? NO WINGS!! So Sad, just another Cloudtastrophe. 😞

by DougleBot March 29, 2025

Cloudy Engagement

The act of nutting in your significant others eyes before proposing so they are unable to see the cheap ring.

Derick asked how I got her to say yes, I told him we had a cloudy engagement.

by boopoob June 27, 2025

Cloudhead

People who use AI all the time, to the point you can't tell if they are thinking.

Dude stop being such a cloudhead

by YummySalt July 2, 2025

Cloudy bucket tear

The act of ejaculating out your eye balls when you're suddenly surprised by an unbearably site of a top ten ugliest vaginas.
This is known as cloudy tears as your body refuses to provide the bucket (long eyed front bum) with your love swimmers.
A natural process that the rareness is around 10 in 3.4 billion.

You've got more chance of winning the lottery than producing cloudy bucket tears but remember it's impossible to avoid until all growler owners are enforced to wear a vag badge warning.

by Scamp22 July 2, 2025

Cloudflare

Hahahahaha see!? I toldja!

Hym "Yeah! Cloudflare? Isn't that those slop-maze guys? I mean... What did you expect? It's model after my mind and I figured out a way around it I like less than 15 seconds. Hym no justsu: Unstoppable AI bot attack!!!"

by Hym Iam August 3, 2025

Cloudy Bogdan

A chill & kind Ukrainian-born "Canadian", virgin-for-life, lonely anime watcher, YouTuber for fun.
Dislikes humanity's bullshit.
Probably autisti- IS autistic.
Developed social anxiety.
Began to increasingly dislike humanity for how insufferable yet sometimes beautiful it is. It likes to shoot itself in the foot.

Cloudy Bogdan is such a character.

by CloudyBogdan September 19, 2025