Baked Potato

A sweaty ass, usually causing boxers to stick to it.

"Damn dude, I got a baked potato."

by Derek Lee Thompson August 13, 2005

Shake and Bake

In the fire service it means that you are just about to get burnt over.

1. Shake out your fire shelter.

2. Bake in it until the fire passes.

During fire shelter training.

Come on it's time to shake and bake.

When referring to a deployment.

Those guys had to shake and bake to survive.

by AlistairMacIlherron September 21, 2009

baked

To lose badly. Syn: beaten, abused, burnt, destroyed, crushed, demolished

The Oklahoma Sooners got "baked" in the title game against vs. USC 55-19

by R.Ruckus January 9, 2005

Clam-bake

When a woman smokes marijuana through her vagina. clam (as in vagina) and bake (as in getting baked)

I paid two chickens and a lifetime of regret to see a girl have a clam-bake in India

by Kerburki July 4, 2009

bake n' fuck

The state of being high off of marijuana and also participating in sexual intercourse

Dude, me and jill bake n' fucked last night! It was mad chill!

by jesseeee May 11, 2007

Baber

The act of killing a non livestock animal by sticking a metal needle through its heart,and then lying about it when caught.Also known as: Intercardiac,Baber,Baberized,aggravated animal cruelty
History: Sumner Co veterinarian bill baber got caught using heart shots on domestic animals.He lied about it, got caught,and embarrased his community,and other veterinarians.

Using the Baber method is illegal.The animals have been baberized repeatedly.dont baber yourself over spilled milk.

by tired o'turds January 6, 2008

Bakerers

An upcoming online game i am developing. It will be hip, hilarious and most of all, fun as hell. It spawned from my friends quote "Can I be Like, uhhhhh..... A Baker?" while he was querying about Runescape.

I am the makerer of Bakerers!

by freakmastercorndog March 7, 2005