Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.

E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

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Willy Wacka

Nickname for someone who masturbates all the time. Offshoot of Willy Wonka.

Hey, it's Willy Wacka!! When you gonna stop jerking off all the time, huh??

by jay gee August 9, 2023

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After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.

It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.

by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024

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Morty Willy

The place where you buy kombubu.

I am going to Morty Willy because it is the place where you buy kombubu.

by LowNoc October 13, 2021

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Millie the willy

The girl who a girl names keira loves with all her heart and would do anything for her. Millie is a beautiful,intelligent girl but just cant see her beauty

Millie the willy is the best person in the universe

by Millie the willy May 8, 2021

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