Uncle Albert

A general peadophile. Someone who is sexually interested in boys and girls; men and women; A metrosexual.
Can often be used to describe someone who uses instant messaging and chat rooms to communicate with subjects without giving (away) their true identity.

"There is an Uncle Albert talking to me on MSN. He wants to meet me."

by josh-e-smith January 30, 2010

Uncle Abbas

Palestinian equivalent of Uncle Tom. A sellout and a race traitor to his fellow Palestinians

Uncle Abbas is subservient to Israelis. He loves to suck Israeli cock

by Kotarojujo069 November 21, 2024

phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.

1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!

by messy bun October 29, 2017

Uncle-Shit

Someone who is Culturally Ignorant.

my Uncle Michel is so Much like an Uncle-Shit, he claimed that the Swastika and Hakenkreuz where the Same Symbol and that Asia will need to conform to the rest of the world and Ban the use of the Symbol.

by ZeitGoetia February 22, 2024

Uncle Mitch

Uncle Mitch is one of those super cool uncles, who won’t get you in trouble for anything. But he stinks like poop and looks like a ninja turtle crawled up a nun’s butthole. Although he reeks of old man armpits, he’s still pretty cool.

I’m seeing Uncle Mitch tonight.

by Jmurr227 December 7, 2022

Uncle Tony

French boi who will Google for you simple questions for your sensitive ass.

"SHIET DOG, UNCLE TONY WON'T EXPLAIN ME WHAT IS A SHORT, I HAVE TO GOOGLE IT"

by Uber Trader June 1, 2020

Uncle

I don't know why everyone seems to think they rape us in our sleep because I have the coolest uncle ever.

He pretty much knows a bit of every popular language ever, plays a lot of instruments such as the flute, piano and clarinet.

He gave me 200 fucking dollars worth of presents on my birthday.

Person 1: your uncle will have non-consensual sex otherwise known as rape aka. having sex without the consent of your partner aka. iesjwgtoeswihgt

Person 2: what.

Person 3: ok but what if i WANT my uncle to shove is big fat cock into my tiny ass

Person 4: Same

by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 25, 2022