Uncle Shortbus

That one family member who is known to everyone else as retarded. While this may be the case, he prefers to be called shortbus instead of retard so that he thinks he is equal to everyone else. It also reminds him of his friends who ride the shortbus with him to the adult night school, at which he learns his alphabet. He likes to be called Uncle after not being one to anybody since he is an only child.

"Hey John, have you seen Uncle Shortbus lately?"
"I've got no idea of where he was last."
"Me will go down steps when me done changing my diaper like a big boy."
"Great job Shortbus, you changed your diaper, but you still smell like the turds were stuffed inside of your shoes."
"Sorry"
"It's okay, for now I guess."

by Uncle Shortbus January 22, 2019

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Uncle Ronnie

A Friend who pays child support works a lot has a child with an ex wife that sleeps around with other men and goes on weird spur of the moment trips with his brother Joe

Man uncle ronnie did it this time when he met that girl

by Jmj0313 January 26, 2024

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Uncle Ben’s rice

Used to describe tasteless food

Capri-Sun’s “no added sugar” orange flavour is so bland, it’s like “Uncle Ben’s rice”.

by eef119 March 13, 2022

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Uncle Marky mark

Owner of Atlis motor vehicles

Hey make sure uncle marky mark makes these new electric trucks !

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

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ur uncle a lesbo

An sinful word that can cause a mans penis to disappear without a trace. If said to a female it can cause enlongated testicles to grow in place of the clitoris.

John: your grandpap trap
Becky the black: shutup u gay I’ll make your millimeter Peter disappear
John: do it lol
Becky the black: ur uncle a lesbo

*johns penis evaporates*

by JOHN THE NIGGA March 14, 2018

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