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Mashed potato neck

Referring to a thick double or triple stacked neck. Usually worn by a skinny person with a layered neck. Often light-skin folk.
“Damn that girl got a mashed potato neck.”
Mashed potato neck ass hoe.”
by Therealdefiner May 18, 2025
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square neck

When using the term "square" in that context, you're emphasizing not just the rigidity or uptightness of the person, but also implying a lack of intelligence or narrow-mindedness. It's a way of criticizing someone for being closed-minded or foolish in their thinking or actions. In this usage, "square neck" would indeed be a disparaging remark implying that the person's mentality is constrained and unintelligent.
In a Conversation Among Friends:
Friend 1: "I don't understand why anyone would want to try something new. Stick with what you know, right?"
Friend 2: "Wow, what a square neck thing to say. You're really limiting yourself."

In a Workplace Setting:
Colleague 1: "We've always done it this way, and it's worked fine. There's no need to change anything."
Colleague 2: "That's such a square neck approach. We should be open to new ideas and improvements."

In a Social Media Comment Thread:
Commenter 1: "People who listen to anything other than classic rock just don't appreciate real music."
Commenter 2: "Seriously? That's the most square neck comment I've seen all day. Musical taste is subjective, dude."

Person A: "Can you believe John thinks he's so smart just because he reads a few books? What a pretentious jerk."
Person B (interrupting): "Hey, ease up. Calling someone out for trying to educate themselves is a bit square neck, don't you think? Let's encourage learning, not tear it down."

Person A: "You're just a brainwashed fool for believing in politician X's policies. Can't you see how misguided and stupid you are?"
Person B (intervening): "Hold on a second. Attacking someone's beliefs like that is beyond square neck. Just because you disagree with person's politics doesn't mean you should insult their intelligence. Let's keep this discussion civil."
by WanderlustDreamer February 29, 2024
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Magnetic Neck Tie

Much like the Colombian Neck Tie but this tie includes fire and staplers
You would look great in a Magnetic Neck Tie
by Whutu October 4, 2021
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Wrinkle neck bass

She got hit in the face with Jack's wrinkle neck bass
by Tally w hacker October 20, 2021
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National Grab Neck Day

November 29 this is the day you grab someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could grab the neck of would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Grab Neck Dat!

*Grabs Person 2 neck*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Grab Neck Day!

* Grabs Person 1 neck*
by mrblownyodick November 29, 2021
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Neck

A word gay men use when they have an urge to take it up the butt.
Frank wanted to take a dick up his ass so he blurted out neck
by Disksheje April 13, 2014
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Cow neck

The act of deep throat being performed by a large woman
“Did you see Blinks trying to get some cow neck last night? He tried to bait her in by feeding her croutons!”
by Church boners July 6, 2018
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