Seven-Haggis

The act of rollerskating in pure ecstasy during a holiday. It is an old ritual practised to worship the Yellow Butterfly, a fertility deity that inspired Isaac Newton to write the Third Law of Motion when a cabbage landed in his rectum due to unexplained circumstances. Seven-Haggis is popular among sport game players, as it provides an opportunity to show off luxurious rollerskates. The activity has been banned in multiple states due to obstruction of sidewalks, forcing civilians to jaywalk.

I'm going with Eva to Dick's to pick new rollerskates to Seven-Haggis during sping break.

by anonymous September 25, 2023

sevie

A word eighth graders use for seventh graders sometimes just for annoying seventh graders.

man the sevies are so small, were we really that small last year.

by cool goth gir; September 26, 2023

Sevenstock

One of the worlds largest rotary engine enthusiasts events. Organized by the Southern California RX Club. Usually an annual event in Southern California, USA. Featuring many Vendors local and international. As well known members in the Rotary Community locally and worldwide. Showcasing rotary powered vehicles from street cars to fully modified racecars. The range of rotary powered vehicles from old school 1960s to more modern 2010+. Such models as Mazda RX-2,RX3, Repu, RX-7, RX-8,etc.

Are you going to Sevenstock this year?

I will see you at Sevenstock.

by Macinvodakin October 10, 2023

severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023

Severely

1 when something is very factual information.
2 an adjective to describe severe or important things

Jeff: That girl has a gyatt.
You: Severely.

by SpeakinFactsandNotPayinMyTaxes October 21, 2023

Seven Holy Founders

Once you've cleared all the bases with Janice in the back of your dad's '72 Buick it's time to take her upstairs and show her the Seven Holy Founders. She wants you to take her to church.

Rick: I heard Greg is taking Janice to the Olive Garden tonight. I didn't know he was so loaded. He must really like her.

Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.

Rick: Damn!

by nocharge October 23, 2023

seversity

Seversity- A severed diversity, creating new social standards for the greater good. #seversity

This new way of Seversity improves diversity

by Space Calories December 13, 2023