Jewish Mexican

A Mexican with a coupon.

That Jewish Mexicans faster than a bullet because he has a coupon!!!

by DADAD March 15, 2008

mexican shower

When someone is so lazy they cant stand the thought of even a 5 minute shower, they will spray their can of Pheonix Axe over themselves for a period of time.

WE GOTTA LEAVE IN 5 MINUTES?! Shit..i'll just take a mexican shower * proceeds to spray axe over body for 7 seconds *

by MUNER ACT November 12, 2009

mexican apb

all points bulletin in california flashed on freeway signs

freeway was jammed because of a mexican apb, amber alert, brown alert, beaner alert, mexican alert its all the same.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 12, 2006

Mexican Icicles

This requires a mexican girl with long gooch hair. SO basically this is where you cum on the bitches gooch hair and allow time to harden.

That mexican icicles are like hair gel for the gooch.

by CURT BITCH October 8, 2006

Mexican Piñata

When you put hot sauce on your penis and have sex with a women giving birth.

I was at the ER last night and gave some chick a Mexican Piñata.

by hornstar1964 July 30, 2009

Mexican pony ride

You go to the dog pound and pick up the sexiest and largest dog they got. Then bring it home and vaseline its poop chute up and rape it.

I got laid off at work and was feeling down so I invited some friends over for a Mexican Pony ride.

by Impure Client October 2, 2009

Mexican Mud Slide

Taking a crap on your partners face, then "sliding" back and forth smearing it into every crevasse. While wearing a sombrero.

Mexican Mud Slide
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by Japo Jones January 2, 2009