Welfare MAn

a dude , usually young, who gets welfare or foodstamps cause he to lazy to work and nobody will hire him.
He live off the government and his family.

dont go out wit him , hes a welfare man.

by big bird February 25, 2005

Man nap

A nap taking place at a field of work where one "hides" from the work environment in usually a small and cramped but funny place for a good amount of time.

The Romanian has been behind the TVs for an hour now and customers need help. He must be taking a man nap!

by Steve Ko August 10, 2005

Invisible Man

When a guy is doing a girl from behind and switches with his buddy mid-course; goes outside (preferably by a window) and waves to his unknowing girlfriend from outside.

Hey man I just gave Cindy the Invisible man. She flipped shit

by Brectctct January 10, 2008

Funny Man

Funny Man is one of the six memebers of Hollywood Undead. He wears a black mask with three yellow dots under his left eye and yellow fm on his right cheek.

"We ain't here to front, we ain't here to beef

We're just here to get you out of yo muthafuckin' seat

And you don't really wanna step to this

Funny Man, Undead, and we rock it like what?"

by J-DogLover April 30, 2009

Man Up

Be strong

Take control, take control of a (the) situation, be strong, rise to the moment

by Fields June 12, 2002

man stick

1. Slang for the male genitalia
2. The male organ of copulation

"His towel fell off and I saw his man stick!"

by G-lui January 1, 2009

The Perfect Man

A man that can accept you when your beautiful, and when you're not so much. He listens to what you have to say and actually respects you enough to respond thoughtfully. He's not afraid of commitment and he values family. He treats you with respect, and accepts that you're his partner, not his slave. He works with you equally and values your opinion on different subjects. He is.. VERY hard to find. So if you do, don't ever let go.

The perfect man is hard to find.

by definingmen January 11, 2012