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A Dirty Mustache

When a lady shaves her nether regions besides her lips
Guy 1: how’d your date with Stephanie go last night?
Guy 2: ehh, I was about to go down on her, but she had a dirty mustache and it turned me off
by TheBiggetBitchTaco November 14, 2022
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that man must be a Pices

when a man is fickle, has anger issues and can't treat anyone with respect. usually likes the chase and stops trying when they bag the girl. (they belong in the trash, beware ladies)
"he stopped paying attention to me after we finally got together"
"oh sweetie that man must be a pices "
by daddylonglengs February 8, 2023
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All Pigs Must Die

All pigs must die
This ain't August '69
All pigs must die
Seven on seven, sieg heil sublime

Their trotters are in the mud
They're better off with the Son of God
They had no idea
Not even close, not even near

All pigs must die
This ain't August '69
All pigs must die
Seven on seven, sieg heil sublime
All pigs must die
This is August '99
All pigs must die
Their stolen riches are really mine

Cover their faces in blood
They're better off with the Son of God

All pigs must die
This is August '99
All pigs must die
The law of the claw will make them mine

All pigs must die
That was August '99
All pigs must die
Their stolen riches are truly mine
by Death Menace July 8, 2023
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worm with a mustache

Tom Sandoval.

Disgraced Vanderpump Rules reality tv show star who had a 7-month affair behind his longtime life partner Ariana’s back with her best friend — then had the audacity to tell her it was her fault, act like the victim and cry like a weasel.
Everyone deserves better than a Worm with a Mustache.
by Justicekelly June 7, 2023
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Push a mushy

Pushing out soft, malleable excrement that one could scuplt into stinky art if they choose to do so.
I had some leftovet Taco Bell and now I need to push a mushy.
by AnnFrankGotGanked October 27, 2023
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This one's sanity must have already crumbled

A quote from the Ignition union fighters trying to intimidate Akira In the 2021 Roblox Game "Deepwoken".

This quote is often used by Deepwoken players to express how insane someone is.
Person 1: (Says random insane shit)
Person 2: This one's sanity must have already crumbled.
by arpy. November 2, 2023
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Fog of must

The thick, iridescent product left behind following a fart.
I'd appreciate if you told me that I was about to walk into your fog of must.
by Rav4rav4 February 3, 2024
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